Pool Urinator

He pees in the pool! And his name is Jeremy.

He was a pretty nice guy and we seemed to have a lot in common. During dinner I was telling him about my Mexico trip. I mentioned that we might stay in an adult only resort next time because the part of the pool with all the kids in it was strangely warm.

"The pool wraps around the whole resort so we decided to walk through the pool up to the bar. When we got to the main pool, we noticed it was significantly warmer and full of kids."

"Did you pee in the pool Cheryl?"

Thinking he was joking, I kept telling my story... "I told Tammy the pool was strangely warmer here and she said, "It's probably from all the piss!" because of all the kids peeing in the pool."

"But did YOU pee in the pool?"

Not finding this cute, I said, "No, because I'm an adult." (in my most sarcastic annoyed voice)

"Well I pee in the pool so you might not want to swim with me. I mean I'll give you fair warning so you can move away first."

"So... do you think the pee just stays right there where you left it?"

The weird part is this was a serious conversation. He didn't even crack a smile. He actually urinates in pools and lakes and thinks it's okay. He commented that water was the last safe place to pee in public. I think he probably feels like everyone does it and just lies about it so he's doing better than them by at least admitting it.

Second date? Sure, why not... but I'll never swim with this guy.

LESSON LEARNED: Don't hop in the pool with just anyone!